Kuhinja i oko nje

Rasterivanju vrućine i podizanju raspoloženja.
Koliko god se mi koprcali, neke činjenice nas uvek nasmeju.
Ovu pričicu sam dobila uz komentar:
- Pošalji damama koje voliš i gospodi koja će umeti sa ovim da se pomire.
S obzirom da ovde obitava mnogo takvih, predlažem da pročitate.



A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie.
 The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
 The genie said, "Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm
a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"
The woman did not hesitate.
 She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these
countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to
love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa.
 It will bring about world peace and harmony."

 The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable.
 These countries have been at war for thousands of years.
 I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.
 I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done.
 Make another wish and please be reasonable."

 The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to
find the right man. You know - one that's considerate and fun, romantic,
likes to cook and help with the house cleaning, is good in bed, and  gets
along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful.
 That is what I wish for...a good man."

 The genie let out a sigh and said:
"Let me see the fucking map again."

S obzirom da poruka nije sadržavala ništa tipa:
- Ako pošalješ…
- Ako ne pošalješ…
Sem smeha nisam zaradila ništa što vam ovo poslah, ali vi zaradiste odlazak u kuhinju da za sutra spremite ručak.

ZOCINA RIBLJA ČORBA

Potreban mateijal
v Sitna rečna riba 1 kg
v Zelen za supu 1 veza
v Crni luk 2 srednje glavice ( oko 200 gr )
v Beli luk 2 čena
v Paradajz 2 komada
v Paprika-babura 2 komada
v Začin od povrća 1 kašika
v Aleva paprika-slatka 1 kašičica
v Kukuruzni griz 2 kašike

Način pripreme
Očistiti ribu i obmotati komadom gaze. Staviti u lonac ( kotlić ) zajedno sa očišćenom zeleni i iseckanim lukom. Dodati oljušten i na kocke isečen paradajz i papriku isečenu na rezance. Naliti sa dve litre hladne vode i dodati začin od povrća.
Kuvati na tihoj vatri oko jedan sat od momenta kad provri.
Izvaditi zavežljaj sa ribom, odvojiti nekoliko krupnijih komada a ostatak propasirati pa vratiti u lonac. Dodati kukuruzni griz pomešan sa alevom paprikom, dobro izmešati i kuvati desetak minuta.
Vratiti u lonac ostavljene komade ribe i poslužiti toplo.